Saturday, 18 February 2012

Ode to Not Banning Hardcore Porn



Romney, Santorum, and Gingrich all want to ban hard-core porn
But doesn't that mean banning the internet?
What will guys watch when they drink beer in their dorm?
This policy of theirs is really a bad bet

Hark! I need the net
I don't want to live like it's 1983
So now I do fret
I need my Twitter and Youtube because it's all free

And I also need my hardcore porn
Most of that's also free
But sometimes you have to pay for the really good stuff
Still there's a lot to see

So don't vote for any of those three
Or they'll take away all of the really good films
And wasn't it John Stuart Mills
Who said we should watch whatever we want
Unless it stars your ugly old aunt.

John Stuart Mill was an early proponent of hard-core porn

1 comments:

sell gold los angeles said...

HA, great stuff! Instead of banning it why don't they just TAX it. Win-win! Hardcore porn makers still make money and so does the government! And College guys have entertainment.